MEDIA RELEASE:AC Malvern medics today announced that the injury to Sparky Coulter is worse than first thought.
Sparky appears to have suffered the same injury that cost David Beckham a spot in the England World Cup squad, the dreaded torn Achilles.
“I picked it up in the farcical game against Old Melbournain’s and just can’t seem to shake it.” said a disillusioned Coulter to the awaiting media. Chief Medic, Dr Nick was a bit clearer saying “he’s been getting injections of his own blood to heal the mild tear in the area, but the excess of Newcastle Brown in the blood is slowing the process of repair.”
Mark will be out for the remained of the season, but is expected to be back for season 2012. A replacement for his spot is being sourced.
Mark will be out for the remained of the season, but is expected to be back for season 2012. A replacement for his spot is being sourced.
