Mar 7, 2011

PRESS RELEASE - 7/3/11

EDDIE THE EAGLE HAS FLOWN THE COOP

AC Malvern today announced that it has agreed to terminate the recently sign contract of Eddie the Eagle.

Eddie regrets the decision, but has accepted an enticing contract elsewhere in Australia where he will teach kids to terrorise strikers as an imposing centre back.

Club officials said “Ed has provided a great spark during the training session. We will miss his already
imposing aerial presence during season 2011, but wish him the best on his new venture.”

Eddie now holds the record for the shortest playing contract with the club at two weeks.

Recruitment to fill the remaining positions in the squad continues via Gumtree

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