Round one.....comes around too soon

After what can only be described as a pathetic pre-season, AC Malvern go into round one completely under done having not touched a ball. Pre-season for most consisted of copious amounts of booze and fighting in bars a la Steven Gerrard; swinging punches at "victims" with the speed of stumbling drunk and in the eyes of the Police and FFV, not connecting. Seems only Joey Barton ever connects.

Round one is a repeat of last season where AC will line up against Caulfield Grammarians at the fortress that is Central Park. Coach Norf Lundon has announced the team to take the pitch saying "it's an attacking line up that I have complete faith in. We were unbeaten in the pre-season so you can't argue with that stat".

Sunday 18th April - 1 PM kick off
AC Malvern v Caulfield Grammarians
Central Park, Malvern

Line up: